Count D


"I can't believe how people can be so foolish."


Customer: Wait! What about the money?
Count D: Oh yes, right... Well then, ten plates of Madame See's fruit tarts. The large ones.



"Welcome... how can I be of service today?"


Count D: Hmm, do you know what you need, officer? A bird.
Leon: A bird?! The last thing I need is a cage to clean!
Count D: Actually, I meant that you should crush the bones and eat them. A short temper is a sign of a calcium deficiency.


Leon Orcot


"Hey, this is new. You finally have something that won't give me cavities."


Count D: We are a business that deals in love and dreams... not toxic or dangerous creatures.
Leon: "Love"? The only thing this guy loves is his own voice!


Leon: < tasting D's tea > Blegh! What the hell is wrong with this?
Count D: I just put some sugar in the jasmine tea. Is there a problem?
Leon: Black! Make it black! Are you nuts?! All your candy isn't sweet enough for you?
Count D: My goodness, so picky about what you like...
Leon: You're the sugar freak, not me!


Chris Orcot



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